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Showing posts with label THE TRUTH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label THE TRUTH. Show all posts

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Random Survey

Sunway made me a social outcast  pariah (THIS IS NOT A BAD WORD. SEE DEFINITION HERE: https://www.google.com.my/search?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=FYC&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&q=pariah%20definition&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45107431,d.bmk&biw=1024&bih=499&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw&ei=kV9mUZHYF8qxrAfi4YHYBA)

 , hence, leaving me so much time to update the blog..muahha...

So am just gonna answer these random so-called-survey questions as to reflect the current me.

Your Name: Siti Fatirah

2. Age: 23

3. Single, married, or in a relationship: in a relationship

4. Current Favorite Movie: Ice Age

5. Current Favorite Song:Mirror. Lil Wayne ft Bruno Mars

6. Current Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist: Lil Wayne

7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Henna tatt/ Yes (3)

8. what or who was the last person/thing to make you laugh? : 9GAG

10. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? : PREPARING PAPERWORK FOR MY BAUS

11. What was the last thing you said out loud?: Bye mom ( on the phone)

12. How many things did you drink today? - it's 4.09pm, SH*T, i drank NOTHING yet

13. Where is your best friend right now? - Exam hall

14. What color is your tooth Brush?- Purple

15. What do you see when you look out your back door? - No back door. Apartment

16. what is the last thing you bought?- Phone Reload

17. Best gift you received for your last Birthday?- Home made dinner for 2

18. What color is your front door?- grey

19. Where do you keep your change? - Everywhere

20. Favorite Ice cream flavor? - Anything with nuts in it

21. Do you talk a lot? - u have no freaking idea

22. do you make up your own words? - I tried, but i better not 

23. are you ticklish? - naaah

24. Are you typically a jealous person? - deadly

25. Male or Female?- female

26. What is your favorite color?-Red

27. What is your Lucky Number?- 15.3.1989

28. Was there a 13th question?- too lazy to check

29. Did you scroll back up to look? - nope

30. Do you prefer wearing shoes or going bare foot?- BAREFOOT TAAAAAA

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Truth: Bout Girlfriends Lie!!!

Lolx....Now is the time to reveal bout how the babes lie to their dudes!!
-I didn't refer to any sites, it's from my own experience/observations-




~ You are Good enough for me ~
-Yeah ryte! For someone that is B.O.R.I.N.G!! Are you really buying this guys? See, in aaany relationship, improvement is always good! It doen't matter whether you try harder building ur muscle or getting better at giving gifts/suprises or being super extraordinary on the bed.
-BaBes::don't say this! He might get comfortable and just stay boring!
Good is the worst enemy of Great!



~ Of course I'm ok with you going Out with your friends ~
-Be ready to be OK when she kept you wolf-ing on the bed alone! Lol!! Women are the kind that wants all the attention she can get, especially from her loves ones. It'll tear her apart if she knew that you would actually rather go out with ur fwens than herself especially if she was expecting a good date.
-BaBes:: Don't be hipocrit and get yourself suffering for a long term girl! Don't always hook onto him! have your own fun!! without him!
-DuDes :: go out wit ur fwens when she is going out with her fwens or she's busy ORRR lie! But make sure you don't get caught!




~ No, I don't mind your ex-GF is prettier than me ~
-hahaha!!! What, ur GF is some kinda cold-blooded, emotion-less babe? See, at the moment she say this, she is already comparing! you know y? YOU! You failed to make her feel special for u!
-BaBes :: Your low-self-esteem might just give the chance to your BF to play with your head! Forget about "her" D-cup bra and show your BF why he should be greatfull to have you!
-DuDes :: The game plan is just not to talk about your ex-GF..EVER!




~Sure, you can always be friends with your Ex~
-Hard to find kinda GF but if she says that, be prepared when she goes out with her Ex too!
-BaBes :: be careful when ur BF is still in touch with their ex! If he is still just fwens, qsk him to take you to see her and show who's the queen at the meeting!
-DuDes :: Game plan is same as above. It's safer that way dude




~Tell me, I won't be mad~
-Nicer version of saying " we can do this the easy way or the hard way". Lolx. When she ask this question, means that she knew something and u better tell her the truth man! Orr..she just wants to know
-BaBes :: Be natural when you are throwing this out! Those fake smiles sometimes does work! :p
-DuDes :: Just tell her " you want to hear this right?blablabla, here you go.satisfied?I can't believe u thought I'm that kind of a person" and u escape, dudes! :p





~I slept with ## guys before~
-Two reasons why they lie:
1) They would not want you to know they have greater legacy than you do on the bed
2) The little number that she have makes her feel less confident and she doesn't want you to think that she was some kinda college nerd that is not wanted.
-Babes :: your BF don't have to know
-Dudes :: You might have to multiply the number said by her with 5 and add another 7 to it. Whatever it is, her past should not be your problem





~Owh, you don't have money? it's k~
-Again?? please!! what do you expect? What happened to all the dates and dinner you used to take her to at the beginning of the relationship? When she says this, you might also hear this: " I am sick of ur financial problem! "
-BaBes :: be independant! It's advised not to lend money to your BF or if you do, keep accurate record and remind Him!!
-DuDes :: Adviced not to borrow 'em from ur gf but if u do, pay A.S.A.P.



And this would be how GF, or in this case, ex-GF lies!!! ( on the break up )

/\ I don't deserve you. You are too good for me /\
-now ain't this classic? she's actually saying "look,i hate u being too sniffy bout my life! Get your own!"

/\ I would really to have you as my BFF /\
-another classic ones! what she's really saying is that " I found some better to replace the BF spot ur havin now "


Sorry no pics, My internet is acting up
Peace Peeps

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Truth: Bout Boyfriend Lies!!!


With the power I obtain by myself , I would like to warn all the hawties,shorties,bombastics, and of course, the ladies out there to beware of these::





## Baby, you look awesome in anything all the time!!
- It's well known that guys are just trying to save his a** when he tells this lie, but dudee!!!!! If you  really  think your girl looks nice in all the outfits in this freaking world, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND! Even Lady Gaga have some sort of blunder at one time or another! For her, it's ALL the time!
-You should instead support her in her grooming habits by being honest and also to safe you both from further embarrasement!






## I wasn't looking at her! ( Yes, that super hawt girl!)
-Even she saw you looking at that ridiculously hawt girl!! Come to think of it, actually this is something a guy can't avoid. It comes with the chromose I guess. Girls, you should just ignore aite..ORRR..firght for the rest of your life!
-Dude, you better control your eyes man. If you get caught, it's better for you to say something awesome about her (if you can remember it that time) and just show ur funny face to break the tense-string.





## I tried to call you
## I didn't get the signal
-Pff....Old timess..old timess...Apparently girls, you must be smart for this trick. How many times did he use this "reason" before? This reason is mostly used when dudes are hanging out with their friends.
-You are on your own this time dudes!




## I Love your cooking
-Girls, be realistic aite! If you yourself can't finish up that meal and your boyfie still says that it was awesome, Gosh...you guys have some serious Honesty problem!
-Dude, would you prefer to suffer long term or short term? Tell her the truth! Obviously she'll sulk. Fix that up with a nice date instead and talk about her meals that u love! RISK:: she'll only be cooking the meals that u said was nice :p





## Trust me, I'd never lied to you!
-See, if any of the girls out that did actually fall for this, You deserve a slap to get back to reality! A man’s girlfriend may be so completely enamored that she turns blind to a clearly bullshit-lie like this one. And guys, come on now, you know you don't have to say this. Cause it doesn't work!!!
-Just say it "  “don’t trust me, I’d definitely lie to you.”. But don't cross the limit!





## Nothing is wrong
-Highly driven by their ego.Men like to deal with their problems alone unlike women who have 10 girlfriends over for cake and coffee so they can all sort out their problems. It's best for GF's to just let them be alone and "fix" their problem. But if it gets bad, then it comes time to crack down on the silly emo business and force him to talk about it
-why don’t you tell her the truth!! Your GF will feel much more important in your life


Last but not least,


## I'll only put in the head!!
-hahahaha!!!!!!!


-Maybe when I'm inspired, I'll write bout the lies that GF's tell their BF!!-


Peace Peeps
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